Liverpool graffiti:

Can you spot the 3 mistakes in this restaurant sign?

British rather silly "please" and "thank you"...

graveyard language ... apostrophes have died out too, have they? (but see them alive & well in the beer below)

excessive accuracy in translating currency:

Come here to learn English. Relax in a sunbed at the same time? Smithdown Road, Liverpool, July 2008

This is the Smithdown Road context

apostrophe heaven